Kardashian, Close, Watts, Nash-Betts, and Paulson are all signed on as executive producers for All’s Fair (as is, it should be said, Kris Jenner), and a Hulu release describing the show reads thusly: “Fierce, brilliant, and emotionally complicated, they navigate high-stakes breakups, scandalous secrets, and shifting allegiances—both in the courtroom and within their own ranks. In a world where money talks and love is a battleground, these women don’t just play the game—they change it.”

Well, okay! Maybe I do love capitalism after all! In addition to its absolute murderers’ row of female talent, All’s Fair is also set to star Matthew Noszka and feature the likes of Elizabeth Berkley, Brooke Shields, and Lorraine Toussaint.

“You know what a girl’s best friend is?” Judith Light intones in the show’s teaser. “Not diamonds—her lawyers.” And, eagle-eyed viewer that I am, I also spotted a Streep daughter (Grace Gummer, specifically) and a fun little flippy hairdo for real-life aspiring lawyer Kardashian in the two-minute video. Also, it’s set to “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago. Was this show designed in a lab expressly for my viewing pleasure? Oh, Ryan Murphy, you wily multimillionaire who I’m kind of surprised to learn is not yet a billionaire, you’ve done it again (I think)!